Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
