Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
the raccoons are back...
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