:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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