Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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