billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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