let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
