would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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