I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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