i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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