dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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