if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
My vagina is very pro this idea
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