I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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I need a burrito and a hug.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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