I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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