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told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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