I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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