I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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