just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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