the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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