Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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