I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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