remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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