I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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