IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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