I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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