More tranny stories later!
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I intend to get homeless drunk
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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