I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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