all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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