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  i woke up with socks on this morning

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  so?

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  i didnt wear socks last night

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?

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  You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.

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• (858): View more from California

  I'll start drinking again when I know where I am

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!

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• (941): View more from Florida

  He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  But break dance skills will only take you so far

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• (951): View more from California

  I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"

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