The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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