Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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