Well apparently he's into motor boating.
wanna go halves on a baby?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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