it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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