ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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