No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
