I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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