Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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