YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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