I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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