ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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