Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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