Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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