Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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