were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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