i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
There r osticjed everywhere
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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