If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
found the other keg... it's in the tree
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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