Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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