Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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