But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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