She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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