either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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