Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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