Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
