In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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