The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
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Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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