bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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