I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
My feet surprised me
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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